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Randy Pogue
11-02-2004, 11:33 AM
Press Release.
The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), has issued a warning regarding exposure to an irritant known as AnthonyPowerhouseBartinelli (A.P.B.). This irritant is causing an annoying rash on the body of the martial arts, focusing on the kickboxing community.

Although exposure to APB is rarely dangerous, it CAN cause a mild itching and sometimes nausea. It is important to note that action has been taken to counteract this problem, before it gets out of control.

It is believed that a strong dose of ZackAttackDay (Z.A.D.), will destroy A.P.B. or at least send all symptoms into a long remission. Z.A.D. is a combination of heart, conditioning, intestinal fortitude, and most importantly, the solid right hand that has consistently put A.P.B. out of commission in many recent lab tests.

A press conference on whether concern is warranted, related to the future of A.P.B., is scheduled to be held late on Nov. 6, in Simpsonville, SC.

A.P.B.
11-02-2004, 11:43 AM
Hmmm. Okay.

mouth of the south
11-02-2004, 12:19 PM
LMAO this is what i like to hear!! i dont know A.P.B but obviously randy pogue does!! i love to hear all this trash talking!!! hey randy is APB really a powerhouse or a power failure!!! lmao peace out!!!! mouth of the south :cool:

MartinVJr
11-02-2004, 08:38 PM
Hey Randy Pogue, You know what? I thought abouth this and you should quite Kickboxing and just become a full-time Writter. It looks like you spend more time Writting than Training Like a Former ISKA Champ. You were meant to be a Writter not a Kickboxer since you just like talking All Kind Of **** instead of fighting. poor old guy... its ok we undersatand you've taken so many punches :p .... But Honestly you'll sell more BOOKS than TICKETS!.
Peace Out!

Ohh By the way, The Computer wont watch your BACK! :D

Randy Pogue
11-03-2004, 06:39 AM
Hey Martin.

Thanks for the compliment. If I knew the path to being published, even in magazine articles, I'd probably do it. Although a Journalism or English degree would probably help.

As far as watching my back, I'm not sure I get your point. Are you suggesting that I am so intimidating and devastatingly powerful that people are scared to deal with me face to face? Should I worry that there's someone out there who doesn't like me, but is too chicken to deal with me directly, so they will sneak up behind me? They could just not deal with me at all, and maybe come to my house and egg my car. That would really show me, huh?

Listen, if you happen to personally know any of these men, who like my backside more than my face, tell them to grow a set and either come tell me what's on their minds, or take a swing if they've got the minerals for it.

Ross Jones
11-03-2004, 07:25 AM
I'm with M.O.T.S. I don't know most of you guys but I love the "gum bumping". In a strange sort of way I believe it helps the sport. I think things we are passionate about will succeed and Trash Talking is passion.
WAR

EvoMatt
11-03-2004, 07:48 AM
Lets get it On!!!

Jason (fight geek)
11-03-2004, 07:55 AM
Martin

It is quit and writer.

mouth of the south
11-03-2004, 08:00 AM
hey Randy!! how do you quite kickboxing?? maybe the word is QUIT!! well if you ever do write something that is published let me know i want to read it!! because i love to hear this trash talking, gum smacking or whatever you want to call it!! LMAO and also randy i think these people are taking it personal so obviously what you are saying is the TRUTH!! so keep it coming!!! because you do have my full attention!! and also are you going to be at "ENTRAPMENT" on saturday?? if you are i would love to meet you!! maybe Mr.T can introduce us!!! peace out!! mouth of the south :cool: :D

mouth of the south
11-07-2004, 08:54 AM
you know before the fights last night i didnt get on here and say nothing about A.P.B but after seeing him fight i thought he was cocky and arrogant and a poor sportsman!! thats how it looked from where i was sitting!! does he actually think that he won that fight??? not!!! well zack is a true warrior and he took it to APB's A** and came out on top!! congradulations ZACK!!! peace out!! mouth of the south :cool: