In honor of Orlando, I'll be GOOFY.
 

There once was a fighter from Philly
Who would check on this board almost daily
the threads left him snoring
but if you're bored then you're boring
so he decided to post something silly

Re: In honor of Orlando, I'll be GOOFY.
 

I hate rhyming on the message board.

Re: In honor of Orlando, I'll be GOOFY.
 

There now lives a man in Carroll
Who DOESN'T have a brother named Darrell
He hated the Eagles and Vikings
The Bears are more to his liking
He heard 'Geeks' and guys from Philly are sterile

Re: In honor of Orlando, I'll be GOOFY.
 

To say "to be bored means you're boring",
is true, if your company is snoring,
but to make up a rhyme is not a crime
and women find adoring.
:D

Re: In honor of Orlando, I'll be GOOFY.
 

Don't you guys work or something? Oh yeah.....NM :D

Re: In honor of Orlando, I'll be GOOFY.
 

Randy B's dream was to be a fighter
but he had a rep of being a biter
this may have been ok as a kid
cause he know not what he did
so instead he became a program writer

Re: In honor of Orlando, I'll be GOOFY.
 

To quote Randy B (per Pam's poem)..."Ok I'll bite" :eek: rofl

Ok..I just couldn't resist THAT one. lol


To the IKF board we all come to read, learn & post
From all over the nation, from coast to coast
The posts are to be factual but sometimes get silly
And now brings to Iowa a fighter from Philly
To answer when it comes to tricks who really can boast. :D

Re: In honor of Orlando, I'll be GOOFY.
 

There once was a silly Philly guy
that obviously was not quiet or shy
out of boredom he posted
limmericks sounding as if he were toasted
then stopped without even a goodbye

Re: In honor of Orlando, I'll be GOOFY.
 

The shy Philly guy wants to say
He's not planning on going away
He's real busy instead
So like Frosty said
Don't worry I'll be back someday

This fighter is halfway past thiry
His muscles are all bruised and hurting
With a nice invitation
He's got new motivation
Deana says all the girls there get dirty

Re: In honor of Orlando, I'll be GOOFY.
 

I think RP's true motivation is knowing he is going to owe me a 24 pack of beer for all the sidekick shots he is going to take if he doesn't unhook the plow and get in shape. :D

geek